It seems that Darrell and Nigel, under the very expert tutorage of Hugh, have got London Lounging down to a fine art.
…. And on seeing their overwhelming desire to embrace everything of a London type nature Hugh decided that the next step was to introduce them to the London style of snacking. Normally when we are watching our programmes of choice in the evening we just tend to pass the Monster Munch, Twiglets or Snack A Jacks back and forth between ourselves …….. until the bag is empty and then Darrell blows it up and pops it!! He can be so common at times!This revelation clearly shocked poor Hugh …. “Oh non, non, non, non, non” he tutted “In London, darrrrlings, c’est tres au fait et absolute de rigueur to proffer evening nibblie-poos in illuminated and flashing snacklette bowls ….. darrrrling ….. no one is considered anyone in the circles of showbiz if they don’t have them!”
It was a moment of great awe and wonder …. Darrell’s eyes glazed over, his mind racing …. picturing us all watching our televisual highlight of the year - the Eurovision Song Contest, snacks akimbo in the aforementioned illuminated and flashing snacklette bowls …..
And then …. Nigel lowered the tone by having both an Ulrika moment and an epiphany at the same time…..