Good grief, living in this house is never easy ….
Darrell is convinced he has got “man boobs” and has been spending far too much time in the bathroom
looking at them.
He’s even
thrust them at asked my opinion on them and whether I think he has them. To be honest I am not that comfortable at looking at his or anyone else's chesticle area for that matter,
but when I did take a squirmish sideways peek I told him that he was being silly and that his chest was perfectly normal, quite manly in fact, and suggested that a small medallion might set it off nicely!
I think my firm, no nonsense response has put paid with Darrell’s bodily insecurities and he has stopped pulling his trousers up in a Simon Cowell type way in an effort to hid his erm …imaginary bosom!
He’s even 
Aahhhh, life's insecurities can wreak havoc on one's self image. But, I am certain a best pal like Monkey would never steer one wrong....Best be confident Wishes....Dianne
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ReplyDeleteA holey stone as a medallion is a novel approach.
Darrel certainly strikes a pose. He'll be hired for the Paris catwalks soon of that there is no doubt. He needs to be starting to get his portfolio together. I'm sure marc could recommend a London model agency.
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Darrel you don't have man boobs they are chest muscles monkeys dont get man boobs due to their 5 a day diet and uperboady strength so think 1950s Tarzan and your half way there big show biz wave Hugh
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