If there is anything that is guaranteed to make Darrell jump out of his skin when he goes shopping …. ……
…… it’s those life size cardboard cut outs of fearsome, no nonsense, lets be ‘aving you policemen …… “They just make me feel as if I should be emptying out my pockets and opening up my shopping bag to display my considered purchases and their accompanying receipts …… and then say it’s a fair cop gov’, you’ve banged me to rights ….. even when I have done nothing of a nefarious nature ! ….”
…… it’s those life size cardboard cut outs of fearsome, no nonsense, lets be ‘aving you policemen …… “They just make me feel as if I should be emptying out my pockets and opening up my shopping bag to display my considered purchases and their accompanying receipts …… and then say it’s a fair cop gov’, you’ve banged me to rights ….. even when I have done nothing of a nefarious nature ! ….” 
What is he like?
Cardboard police instead of plastic ones? I hope nobody draws a Hitler moustache on him. (The policeman, or Darrell.)
ReplyDeleteSo this is what the world is coming to? Is this a an economy drive or something - is that what I paying my taxes for - cardboard cut-outs - right that's it I've off to tackle my local bobby about this - have they made ones that can speak down the phone too? That wouldn't surprise me one little bit - no wonder the place is going to the dogs! JantheFan x
ReplyDeleteOh my....Hope Darrell isn't in danger of developing a new phobia....first spiders, now cardboard policemen....hang tough, Darrell!...Dianne
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