Well, come on …….. who wouldn’t be intrigued by a box of cakes called “Tender Cow”?
Found by Darrell in the Europa Superstore, he realised that despite their rather odd name …….
……. coming from a company like Milka, they would undoubtedly be a quality comestible and so, worthy, he thought, of one of our in depth reviews.
On opening the box we were greeted by five substantial looking silver packets ……..
…… and in each of said silver packets was what we immediately recognised as a “tender cow” …….
……. with it’s plain cake back and chocolate flavoured front, filled with chocolate chips. Let’s just say we were not disappointed, it doesn’t get much better than two flavours of cake and an ample sufficiency of chocolate chips in the shape of an affable looking cow …….. however, we would prefer to describe the cake cow as soft, moist and satisfying, rather than tender, but that’s us being picky.
Without a single crumb left on the plate we were all in agreement in awarding Milka Tender Cows an unhesitant 7.95 barn gallons out of a possible 8 in a churn on our world famous Richter Scale of Noms and we shall definitely be making more considered purchases in the future. Nom nom nom!
7.95/8.00? That is one nomtastic score.
ReplyDelete"We would prefer to describe the cake cow as soft, moist and satisfying, rather than tender."
I agree, but the marketing bods at Milka, probably prefer the name "Tender Cow" on the packet, rather than "Soft, moist and satisfying Cow."
You could suggest the name "Nomtastic Cow," I suppose.
Ben Elton wrote a play called "Silly Cow," but that is another story.
Oh Boyz - I have just searched Tender Milka on Amazon..............JantheFan x
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