A Royal Souvenir Too Far

Now, we all very much appreciate the odd royal souvenir ……

……. but yesterday, while I was out mooching in town I spotted this monstrosity, set up high (I wonder why?) in the window of The Georgian House Emporium.

Why, just why?  Poor Wills and Kate, stuck, sat sitting side saddle on a rocking horse, that in turn appears to be precariously perched on top of some palace roof, flying the flag, trying their best to look romantic! It’s an absolute abomination. Who on earth sat down with a design team and said “Make no mistake, that’s a winner if ever I saw one” and then went out and produced goodness only knows how many.  Questions should have been asked in Parliament!  

Needless to say no considered purchase was made, however I challenge any of our beloved followers to try and find anything as flipping awful.  All pictures will be carefully perused and adjudicated and then published in a later post …… the best, who knows, may win a small prize!  What are we like?