Following on from Fridays post and the grassy steps ………
…… Nigel put his own idea into action, using the artificial grass Darrell had squirrelled away from Easter, when he was going to have a seasonally decorated, grassy table runner for our festive lunch, but then decided against it.
I have to say, I am not convinced and thankfully neither are Nigel or Darrell. Nigel says it just needs a bit of an iron after being folded up for so long ……
….. but Darrell says it’s almost certain to contravene the Door Mat Act of goodness knows when and even if it didn’t, you know who upstairs would certainly have something to say.
However, we’ve all agreed that no questions will need to be asked in Parliament on this occassion ……..
….. so, it is with very regrettable regret, that Nigel’s thoughtful and very inventive idea to have a grassy knoll just outside The Towers is a no goer.
Good try, Nigel. 'Im upstairs, old misery guts, would certainly kick up a fuss.
ReplyDeleteI was going to mention a grassy knoll, but you beat me to it.
Oh never mind...I'm sure with your inventive mind it will be of some use, somewhere, someday. JantheFan x
ReplyDelete