Britain’s Got Talent started last night – I just love it …. but I think I have left it too late to go on this years show…. I did think I could try and ring Simon Cowell on the off chance he’d see me specially, but I think he’s too busy making arrangements for his forthcoming nuptials, so I will have to wait and hone my talent to perfection for next year.
I have put together a ventriloquist act with a mummy and baby kangaroo, which means I have to use two voices, the mummy and a squeaky baby, sometimes I get the voices mixed up ….
….. so really it wouldn’t hurt to wait another year.
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