Blessed In A Hello Magazine Type Way …

We feel truly blessed in a Hello Magazine type way with all the lovely things that are happening to us in the build up to Christmas, it’s all too wonderful in a Santa Claus the Movie type way.

We are not living the Showbiz life just yet, unlike our good friend Hugh, who lives in Notting Hill with Marc and Rick and who regularly mingles with the glitterati. But, who knows, perhaps one day we might get a call from the editor of Hello (our Celebrity Magazine of choice) suggesting a photo shoot with us chez nous and au natural, decking our halls with crap crepe festoons, in our gay apparel and the aroma of chestnuts roasting  wafting akimbo! However, should they suggest any shots of us outside, we know we would have to ask Andy’s permission  first before allowing them to fill our garden with six foot of faux snow ……

….. an igloo, an assortment of seasonal inflatables  and Santa's sleigh  casually scattered in a willy nilly type fashion on our lawns ……

….. because if they got just one flake of the said faux snow any where near the fish pool our festive goose would be well and truly cooked!