Security Measures Akimbo

Since “Briangate” when Nigel lost Brian,  we have had several people with a background in matters of security asking us what, if any,  safety measures we have put in place to prevent another such emotional event happening.

Well, after a robust time and motion study of Nigel, taking into consideration where he takes and leaves Brian and what activities they pursue, we have come up with the following:- Brian has had a hair extension put in his tail with a bell worked into it ……..

….. so that we will be alerted instantly to any movement Brian makes, no matter where he has secreted his personnage.

We have also fashioned a little box on a lead, with more bells incorporated, for Nigel to pull along when he takes Brian for a walk, this can also double up as a bed.

I gave the responsibility of embellishing the said little box on a lead to Darrell, unfortunately he spelt Brian’s name wrong …..

I sometimes wonder if Darrell actually has a Brian Brain!!!! But at least Nigel is happy and Brian is safe, and that’s all that really matters xxxxx