It seems that the Science Department have noticed and recognised one of Nigel’s many talents (???) ……… for wind building, popping of, bottom burping, aroma propulsion of an unpleasant nature and have been experimenting on him at lunchtime …..
Let us rephrase all of the above ……… Nigel has been assisting the Science Department with their enquiries and research through his gas emissions, with the eventual hope that they will be able to produce a thesis on saving the earth’s ozone layer and thus the future of mankind …………. or something like that!
lol what a boy i beat he makes you pull his finger or in his case paw and lets one go and thinks its the funniest thing ever boys will be boys big love Marc (is tom helping)
ReplyDeleteHas Nigel been eating grass from the garden?
ReplyDeleteI ask this because cows produce one million cubic centimetres of methane every day. A vet tested the intestinal gas of a cow by sticking a tube where the sun doesn't shine and and holding a flame to the other end of the said tube.
The gas pressure caused a flame thrower effect which burned down the barn.
MR D THAT STORY MADE MY DAY I KEEP LAUGHING TO MYSELF PEPS THINK I AM MAD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY TO SEE IF NOT A BIT SCARY LOL BIG LOVE MARC
ReplyDeleteMarc,
ReplyDeleteI am pleased you enjoyed the story. My father read it me from The guardian newspaper in the 1970's and it always stuck in my mind.