Darrell has said that the unbridled exhilaration and pleasure he has experienced at the news of Tom and the Lovely Laura’s betrothal has bought on a recurrence of his excitable cystitis syndrome……
….. and as a result he has been quaffing substantial quantities of cranberry juice to lessen his symptoms. Unfortunately, he has also coerced Nigel to do likewise … with Nigel declaring that although he has never experienced the unpleasantaries of a cystic condition, prevention is better than a cure and as (self proclaimed) chief bridesmaid and rose petal chucker at the forthcoming espousal, any potential hazard/threat pertaining to his health that could potentially endanger him from being able to perform his duties of a matrimonial type nature
cannot be countenanced!”
Good Grief, what are they both like and how am I going to manage to get through the next eleven months of nuptial planning and preparation without threat to my own well being????
Darrell has said that the unbridled exhilaration and pleasure he has experienced at the news of Tom and the Lovely Laura’s betrothal has bought on a recurrence of his excitable cystitis syndrome……
….. and as a result he has been quaffing substantial quantities of cranberry juice to lessen his symptoms. Unfortunately, he has also coerced Nigel to do likewise … with Nigel declaring that although he has never experienced the unpleasantaries of a cystic condition, prevention is better than a cure and as (self proclaimed) chief bridesmaid and rose petal chucker at the forthcoming espousal, any potential hazard/threat pertaining to his health that could potentially endanger him from being able to perform his duties of a matrimonial type nature cannot be countenanced!”
Good Grief, what are they both like and how am I going to manage to get through the next eleven months of nuptial planning and preparation without threat to my own well being????
Are you all the wedding planner team? As dedicated followers to this blog we can anticipate mucheth preparations lieth before your mighty minds. Whatever next?
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Better plant some cranberry bushes. They will come in handy for the Christmas turkey too.
ReplyDeleteA solid health regimen is definitely called for ensuring one and all are glowing with health come nuptial day....I know you all will be keeping to your five a day with true wedding planners' dedication...this is all so wonderfully exciting...good luck with the cranberry juice...Dianne
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