Yesterday was Darrell’s first day back at work! As you will probably remember new fingertip recognition photocopiers were installed in school just before the end of term and as a result we found that our photocopying skills were now obsolete and clutching our E45 we thought our days were numbered.
However, Nigel was able to find employment almost immediately in the kitchen with the Cook Lady helping her with the stock control of the ice cream spoons. …. And then during the summer break, out of the blue, Darrell got a call asking if he would be interested in becoming the new Shredder Operative, a position of great trust and integrity as it involved be handling documents of an extremely confidential and delicate nature.
However, Nigel was able to find employment almost immediately in the kitchen with the Cook Lady helping her with the stock control of the ice cream spoons. …. And then during the summer break, out of the blue, Darrell got a call asking if he would be interested in becoming the new Shredder Operative, a position of great trust and integrity as it involved be handling documents of an extremely confidential and delicate nature. 
Naturally, Darrell jumped at the chance, but there was one small clause in the contract that stated that 
…… so unless he was prepared to wear a hairnet in the office, he was advised that the position was only available to him if he “left his hair at home”
It didn’t take Darrell very long to realise that a hairnet, no matter how stylishly worn, could never be considered a de rigueur fashion statement, so he he signed his contract and declared that his hair “Henceforth shall be an evening and weekend indulgence!” What is he like?
Congrats on the new job Darrell, just don't get carried away and shred everything :-)
ReplyDeleteE45? I thought this was a hand cream, a European road or some dodgy food colouring that would send Nigel loopy.
ReplyDeleteNo ties near the shredder either!
Darrells eyes say it all in the last photo i am not happy having to get rid of my wounderlocks look but i will do it long hard stare big love marc
ReplyDeleteWise choice...Darrell wouldn't want his new hairstyle shredded by the gnashing teeth of a paper shredder! But he can still express his talented creative Gok Wan self come the weekend and school holidays....nice to know he and Nigel are still part of the school staff...Dianne
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