We thought that our cockerel’s “kidnapping” was just inter-office japery, Hugh G was back and as such we decided not to persue the perpetrator and simply go along with the “joke”, assuming that the note that heralded Hugh’s return saying that Darrell was next was all part of the humorous banter …. how wrong and foolish we were ….
……. because Nigel has now gone missing and it just isn’t funny. I am wondering if the pitiless felons had been seeking Darrell as the aforementioned note had implied, but on seeing poor, innocent Nigel their opportunistic tendencies had got the better of them …..
To cut a long story short our friend Anton who works for the 6th Form as Extra Curricular Enrichment Co-Coordinator and has a leaning towards the sequin and ballroom dancing in his spare time, had just popped over for a ream of peony pink copier paper and a goss ….. and while he and I were in the store cupboard, leaving Nigel alone (for a matter of seconds) it appears that Nigel was cruelly swiped, and in his place was left a note and a pile of nuts!
The blood ran icy cold through my veins …. this was far from being amusing, it was just a callous and heartless act ….. goodness knows how I am going to explain this to Darrell ….. this could turn of events could render him comatose with apoplexy and worry…..! If this was meant to be a joke …. it is a joke too far ……. and questions WILL be asked in Parliament!!
Oh......Oh......ooooohhhhhh..............sleepless night here for me then. I'll say a little prayer for his safe return.
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p.s. if there is a ransom to pay I am sure I can speak for all your followers - we will bunch up together, raid our piggy banks and get a few pennies together..have no fear boys. We will leave no monkey's nuts unturned.
This is big time WORRY, WORRY, WORRY! How can we contain ourselves until this dastardly kidnapper makes himself or herself known???? This person (or persons) of unknown identity doesn't seem to understand the consequences of this unacceptable deed....We must keep faith all will be well...Waiting anxiously for news of dear Nigel....Dianne
ReplyDeleteCall in CSI Wolverhampton and Tom the Scientist!
ReplyDeleteIf the note is to believed, they are keeping him safe but can we believe a note from someone who has taken little Nigel?
O ME O MY O DEAR O MY AGAIN AND DOUBLE O DEAR YET AGAIN I AM ALL OF A FLUSTER AND THINK I JUST MIGHT FAINT WHATS A BOY TO DO, YOU CAN USE MY PRIVATE HELICOPTER TO SCOPE THE SURROUNDING AREA IS HE MICRO CHIPED WE WILL PAY ANY THING TO GET HIM BACK I WILL GO ON NATIONAL TV FOR YOU BRING OUT A RECORD DO A TELEPHONE A STADIUM TOUR OF THE WORLD SO THAT PEPS WILL KNOW OUR PLIGHT YOU NOW I WONT BE TRYING TO STEAL THE LIME LIGHT FOR MYSELF ( I JUST FEEL WITH MY GOODLOOKS AND SHOWBIZ CONTACTS I WOULD BE THE BEST PERSON TO REPRESENT YOU IN THE MEDIA I WILL OF COARSE MENTION NIGEL BIG SHOW BIZ WAVE HUGH I WILL EVEN DROP MY FEE AND DO IT FOR 20% OF ALL MONEY RAISED HOW ABOUT THAT FOR SHOWBIZ KINDNESS OF TO HAVE MY HAIR DONE AND GET A NEW OUTFIT IN CASE THE PRESS NEED TO SPEAK TO ME HUGH i am so sorry i have given him his meds to calm him down he does get over excited and caught up in any drama he will be back to his old self once they have kicked in i will be having words with him any thing we can do to help just call big love marc and a very bad all about me Hugh
ReplyDeleteI know this is really serious stuff boys - but I almost cried laughing at Hugh doing a 'fluster'. (Marc, calm him down!!)
ReplyDeleteFrantically rattling my piggy bank here - am prepared to send Marvin and Hank out 'trick or treating' to help to raise a ransom if that helps?
Di xx
Nigel's fans are one dedicated lot! Poor Hugh is so beside himself he can't think straight! None of us will rest until Nigel is home safe and sound and in the arms of his loved ones....Waiting for news..Dianne
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