Darrell and Nigel like to avail themselves of the dining hall vending machine now and again …..
….. for the odd Rice Krispie Square or Cadbury Brunch Bar when they fancy something sweet of a mid afternoon treat type nature.
It is a machine that holds a certain mystery and allure for Nigel …….
……… the awe and wonder of how an item of comestible choice tantalisingly edges slowly forward and then drops down into the tray below at the push of a button is, at times, even more fascinating than a David Attenborough programme for him.
So ….. when The Cook Lady asked Nigel if he would
actually like to assist in the replenishing the aforementioned Cadbury Brunch Bars, he was totally beside himself, his eyes glazed over and you could see him visibly shaking with excitement
It was such an honour, and later Cook Lady congratulated him on his careful and diligent product placement.
It has been a brilliant week for Nigel thus far, what with his extra duties re: sauce distribution and provision, but now …. the Holy Grail of Nigel’s naked blonde ambition, now that he has been given a taste of all its splendour, is to be promoted to the vending machine division ….. “I don’t care if I have to have a medical in my underpants or need to go to University to get there” he declared robustly “But …. my future lies truly in vending” What is he like?
Darrell and Nigel like to avail themselves of the dining hall vending machine now and again …..
….. for the odd Rice Krispie Square or Cadbury Brunch Bar when they fancy something sweet of a mid afternoon treat type nature.
It is a machine that holds a certain mystery and allure for Nigel …….
……… the awe and wonder of how an item of comestible choice tantalisingly edges slowly forward and then drops down into the tray below at the push of a button is, at times, even more fascinating than a David Attenborough programme for him.
So ….. when The Cook Lady asked Nigel if he would actually like to assist in the replenishing the aforementioned Cadbury Brunch Bars, he was totally beside himself, his eyes glazed over and you could see him visibly shaking with excitement
It was such an honour, and later Cook Lady congratulated him on his careful and diligent product placement.
It has been a brilliant week for Nigel thus far, what with his extra duties re: sauce distribution and provision, but now …. the Holy Grail of Nigel’s naked blonde ambition, now that he has been given a taste of all its splendour, is to be promoted to the vending machine division ….. “I don’t care if I have to have a medical in my underpants or need to go to University to get there” he declared robustly “But …. my future lies truly in vending” What is he like?
Reminds me that I once bought four bottles of water at the departure gate at a Spanish airport - purely for the fascination of watching the wretched things being selected and whizzed along before being dropped down the delivery shute.So I'm with Nigel on this one - but no medical in me underpants thank you very much! Di xxk
ReplyDeleteAs long as Nigel's future is not actually IN the vending machine itself. Can you imagine treating yourself to a KitKat and down onto the tray lands Nigel. Having said that a KitKat wrapper is red and white - ooops - watch out little nige, someone might get something more than what they paid for!
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I could see his eyed had glazed over in the photo.
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of medicals do they do nowadays in Wolverhampton?
I can just imagine Nigel's diligent attention to his duties that he would be in the machine, just to check it is working correctly.
i think nigel needs to get some stickers made with his face on that he can stick to some things in the vending machine saying something liked checked by nigel or he could put a sticker on a product and peps wouls win a badge with his face on it if they were lucky to get one a bit like a nigel golden ticket i am sure sales would go up of peps thought they could win a nigel badge big love marc
ReplyDeleteMarc - sales would go through the roof. He could put stickers saying "personally recommended after extensive taste testing by Nigel the test monkey."
ReplyDeleteThis is certainly a boy's dream come true; personally placing this scrumptious selection of treats in a real deal vending machine! The stuff dreams are made of....Nigel's skills are growing by leaps and bounds...would love to know what The Cook Lady has in store for his next responsibility! ...the stickers sound like a great idea...Dianne
ReplyDeleteLiking your way of thinking MR D Nigel the Test monkey has a ring of importance about it which i am sure he would love big love marc
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