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Saturday, 26 January 2013

Darrell ….. Stop Teasing Nigel!!

I wish Darrell wouldn’t torment Nigel so much  …..
Rock salt….. he has told Nigel that rock salt, currently on sale in the village for £4.99 a bag,  is the sworn enemy of snow ……. and can destroy a snowman by melting him almost instantly ………. sprinkle rock salt anywhere near one and pooooooofffffff, a mushy, sludgy snowman with a dislodged carrot nose!!!
Rock salt...Nigel is so desperately enamoured by all things snow and ice at the moment that Darrell’s “revelation” has totally mortified him, and as such he has taken it all very much to heart …..
worried senseless….. so much so that he is thinking robustly about writing to his MP to get the sale of rock salt banned during the winter months ……. Darrell!!!!!!!
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous26/01/2013, 00:03

    Oh dear. Poor Nigel and naughty Darrell.
    JantheFan x

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  2. Anonymous26/01/2013, 01:14

    Darrell, oh Darrell!!! Perhaps you do need to rethink this sort of escapade...it is not in keeping with your caring heart to make Nigel so miserable ....remember you are one of his role models and have responsibilities for his well being....Dianne

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  3. Anonymous26/01/2013, 01:19

    PS...so obvious dear Nigel is in deep thought wrestling with his options regarding this bogus salt information..Dianne

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  4. Anonymous26/01/2013, 11:13

    I think Nigel should rise up against Devilish Darrell and start to be a bit of a Naughty Nigel - that'll show 'im!!!
    JantheFan x

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  5. marc28/01/2013, 09:28

    darrel your so bad but o so funny big love marc

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  6. Mr.D30/01/2013, 15:48

    Brings to mind The Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.

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