The Lovely Laura, Bride to Be had to sit Nigel down firmly last night for a serious one to one, bride to non bridesmaid talk!
She told him that she couldn’t understand how such a misunderstanding had occurred or where his bizarre matrimonial assumptions had come from, and that his always clutching a facsimile bridesmaid bouquet and wearing a floral headdress whenever she was around HAD to stop ….. because…. in no uncertain, unequivocal terms could/would he be her Matron of Honour, Bridesmaid or Petal Scatter at the impending nuptials ……!
…… Somewhere, wires had got robustly crossed and that she had already got three bridesmaids fitted for champagne and Swarovski crystal encrusted dresses and accompanying bouquets waiting in the wings to zhuzh up her dress and lift her veil at the pertinent climatic moment.
Let’s just say that there WERE tears ….. and bouquets were flung in a very melodramatic manner …… 
……however, in time I hope Nigel will realise it was all for the best …. and that Build A Bear will probably exchange his red tutu for something a little more suitable for the occasion, if he has kept the receipt and it is largely unworn!!! Poor Nigel.
Oh dear. Poor Nigel. I suppose it had to be done.
ReplyDeleteHe should try with TtS to see if he can be best man or usher or best usher or groom's assistant or ring holder or lounger-in-chief or ............
Poor Nigel !!
ReplyDeleteAw noooooooo!! I read this just before hopping into bed and am totally distraught. In protest I shall NOT be accepting an invitation to the wedding (I should be so lucky) and if Nigel wishes he can accompany me to my school reunion instead and carry my handbag. So there!
ReplyDeleteDi xx (And Hank and Marvin are backing me up on this one, sooooo not fair)
Oh my! dear little Nigel....so painful when one's hopes and plans are dashed.....if only there was something with fluff and stuff and flowers that would be Nigel's contribution and allow him to participate in this grand occasion.....will be thinking of you, Nigel....Dianne
ReplyDeleteMy heart is breaking - someone console that little Nigel. JantheFan x
ReplyDeletePoor Nigel! I'm sure he will get over it in time though.
ReplyDeleteOMG has she gone mad has the lovely luara turned in to a bridgrilla has the power of the its my day blackend her heart to the pain of little Nigel on the day she could have given him a very important job of brides maid of the late commers were he would wait at the back out of sight and direct late commers to their chairs with a point of his finger or bridesmaid of the cake were he could guard the cake from small children breacking bits of the iceing off or licking the cream but never mind all said and done it is her day and who knows what he might get instead big love with a sad heart marc
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