Over breakfast this morning I couldn’t help but remark to Darrell that Nigel’s mind was very much occupied ….. by, I surmised, …… matters of a fishy type nature.
It appeared that he had noticed in the morning, some people, who got to the beach as equally early as us had been feeding them …………….
……. which is why Nigel availed himself of an even more ample breakfast than usual, had a plastic bag secreted upon his person ……
It appeared that he had noticed in the morning, some people, who got to the beach as equally early as us had been feeding them …………….
……. which is why Nigel availed himself of an even more ample breakfast than usual, had a plastic bag secreted upon his person ……
…….. and was in such a mahoooooooooosive hurry to get his own breakfast eaten at break neck speed, resulting in a very robust and noisy attack of the hicoughs…….
…….. because he was determined to feed “his fish” too! 
Breaking his “ill gotten gains” into tiny pieces it didn’t take long before Nigel found himself in the middle of a piscatorial feeding frenzy, much to his absolute delight ……..
I can see that this will now become a non negotiable part of Nigel’s holiday routine …… what is he like???? I just hope that the hotel staff don’t start wondering why all there bread rolls are disappearing too!
I hope he doesn't fall into the sea along with the bread.
ReplyDeleteI feel a "Jaws" moment coming on:
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water....."
The hotel staff could start following you!!!
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looks like Nigel is making friends with the local Greek fish!....Nigel may just be heading toward a career with a TV nature show..... specializing in aquatic life,but he needs to stay away from the denizens of the deep of course! ...Dianne
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