As you know Nigel has always taken a great interest in all the festive embellishment that is all around him at this time of year, but yesterday he spotted something on our estate that he really wasn’t that sure of …….
On first appearance it just looked like any other Santa standing outside Number 36 …… however, under Nigel’s closer expert festive scrutiny he noted that said Santa was standing, in what he could only describe as a constipated fashion …… his demeanour far from that of the usual jolly, ebullient type Santa we are used to seeing, leaning backwards and roaring with laughter rather than somewhat forward and straining.
And then Nigel eyes couldn’t help alighting on what Nigel could only define as a sad and bedraggled yuletide codpiece …….. it was then that he decided that this was not the Santa of magical folklore ……..
…… and more of a charlatan Santa out on a stag night, the bell hanging round his neck was perhaps another clue …….. and as such this rogue Santa was best avoided for the rest of December! What is he like ……. Nigel ……. and for that matter, Santa!!!
His hands look strange too.
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A Christmas tipple too many me thinks........Ho Ho Ho......JantheFan x
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, that wannabe Santa raises some questions.....might very well effect a child's faith in Santa for a good many years; might be best to say this fellow failed the Santa audition and will be on his way!.....poor Nigel; it certainly isn't a worthy substitute for the Notorworld's lovely knitted nativity; but despite wonky Santas, may your Christmas joy shine bright.......Love to all, Dianne
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