You may remember that after our Bounty Secret Creams Review, we were really none the wiser as to exactly what the secret of Bounty Creams was ………. http://mumsmonkey.blogspot.com/2020/09/bounty-secret-cream-biscuits.html
…… well, you know Darrell, sometimes he can be ruthlessly dogged when he wants an answer …….
…… so absolutely determined to get to the bottom of the “secret” he contacted Mars via their customer service page to ask them straight ……..
…… what is the said Bounty Cream Secret? Sorry, we were sadly a little remiss in not saving a copy of his most excellent probing and in depth enquiry, of which, Jeremy Paxman would have undoubtedly been proud.
It took a couple of days to get an answer ………
…….. but as you can see from their reply, we are still totally none the wiser ………
……and so for Hendrix’s uninformative ……. neigh, totally lame reply …
….. we feel totally justified in downgrading our score of pretty hefty 89g per hundredweight on our world famous Richter Scale of Noms to a meagre 32 degrees Celsius! What are we like?
Hendrix didn't help at all. Trade secrets etc?
ReplyDeleteTtS wouldn't be very impressed with your mixing of units. He might apply dimensional analysis to them, just to be sure.
oohhhhhhhh, well I guess they might be worried you are a rival company trying to steal their recipe! JantheFan x
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