It’s usually Nigel that does most of our “finding”, but this morning it was Darrell’s turn in the guise of a free, gratis armchair outside one of his favourite Evesham charity shops.
He was sorely tempted, it was proper timeless leather, easily cleaned and restored with a wet wipe and a few a squirts of Pledge. He tried it out from every conceivable angle and bodily position in his renowned relaxing repertoire ……. it was indeed very comfortable and a real bargain seeing as it was free …….
…….. but sadly The Towers being as bijoux as it is, if he’d got it home, by some method or another and then found that juggling things around a bit, to just “fit it in” wasn’t possible, he’d not only have to face my wrath, but also have the burden of getting rid of himself again ……. for free!
So regretfully he had to leave the chair where it was, however I did happen to notice him having a sneaky jiggle about with the furniture in the lounge area with tape measure in hand or round his neck just in case another such opportunity should manifest itself again ………. ohhhhhhhh, heaven help me!
What a shame. Never mind.
ReplyDelete