Nigel has become the saviour of the Art Department ……
…….. their usual Life Model had let them down at the last minute and the Head of Department had been going round desperately asking everyone and anyone if they would consider disrobing for artistic purposes, with a closed set and halogen heater provided, just to help her department out …. but her plaintive pleas were all met with a robust chorus of a definitely “no” type nature……. not to mention a little (infantile) sniggering!!!!!
….. She had almost given up all hope when she spied Nigel going about his sauce rotation duties, when she called into the kitchen to get a cappuccino latte mocha to steady her frayed nerves. It was an Ulrika ka ka ka “muse” moment ….. at first sight …..!!!
Tears poured down the poor woman’s face as Nigel disrobed with unbridled gay abandon in the Art Department, he fussed no a jot about drafts or gowns to cover his modesty in between poses ….. no pose, no matter how convoluted was too much trouble for him……
….. the aforementioned Head of Department suddenly realised she had found a “born and intuitive” life model ….. her muse ….. Nigel”
Nigel has now got a contract (afternoons only, so he can continue his work in the kitchen) in the Art Department until the exams are over ….
…… we are sooooooooo proud!!!
…….. their usual Life Model had let them down at the last minute and the Head of Department had been going round desperately asking everyone and anyone if they would consider disrobing for artistic purposes, with a closed set and halogen heater provided, just to help her department out …. but her plaintive pleas were all met with a robust chorus of a definitely “no” type nature……. not to mention a little (infantile) sniggering!!!!!
….. She had almost given up all hope when she spied Nigel going about his sauce rotation duties, when she called into the kitchen to get a cappuccino latte mocha to steady her frayed nerves. It was an Ulrika ka ka ka “muse” moment ….. at first sight …..!!!
Tears poured down the poor woman’s face as Nigel disrobed with unbridled gay abandon in the Art Department, he fussed no a jot about drafts or gowns to cover his modesty in between poses ….. no pose, no matter how convoluted was too much trouble for him……
….. the aforementioned Head of Department suddenly realised she had found a “born and intuitive” life model ….. her muse ….. Nigel”
Nigel has now got a contract (afternoons only, so he can continue his work in the kitchen) in the Art Department until the exams are over ….
…… we are sooooooooo proud!!!
Pleased he kept his socks on - modesty at all times Nigel - and a bell at the ready should there be any interferance.
ReplyDeleteJantheFan x
Oh dear, tears of laughter here - the first thing I noticed was the fact Nigel kept his socks on throughout! I 'spose we can expect some very 'cheeky' poses as time goes on.
ReplyDeleteDi xx
i smiled so much at this i love he is so british and kept his socks on he is a very talented young man he is going to go so far may be John Bird will want him big showbiz wave Hugh
ReplyDeleteJust an extension of his builders' bum?
ReplyDeleteThere is no doubt Nigel is a Muse of the free spirit sort; I know he will provide inspiration to the utmost for all those budding artists.....he is a real nature boy!!!...his free wheeling poses raise the bar for all life models to new heights .....Gotta Love him!!....Dianne
ReplyDeleteNigel you are a born model and with your fashionable clothing (when worn) I wouldn't be surprised if we saw you in a vogue type publication. Leaving on your socks was a truely inspired move. Emma x
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