As you know we all enjoy availing ourselves of a much seeded loaf for our daily breakfast toast and lunch time sandwiches, but Darrell is seriously wondering, because of Angela Rippon, we should now consider going back to a plain Hovis.
It seems that the aforementioned La Rippon tested positive for opiates, and so morphine, after eating poppy seeds in a loaf of bread and a poppy seed bagel over the course of three days for the fourth series of Rip Off Britain. 
Now, it has to be said that we aren’t the greatest fans of Miss Rippon’s she’s a bit too prissy and posey for our taste, but if she can test “positive” for a short experiment, what on earth would we test for with our unfailing and continual daily consumption ………
…… we must be off the Richter Scale for ingested poppy seeds and therefore, quite possibly off our heads for most of the time …….. Mr D, your considered scientific opinion would be very much appreciated?
I wouldn't worry too much. I don't think you will be subjected to a test of blood, urine or any other bodily fluids in the near future.
ReplyDeleteoohh errr - being a consumer of the aforementioned seeded loaf varieties - this does not bode well for me either, as my dearly beloved thinks I am 'off my head' 99% of the time........ JantheFan x
ReplyDeleteoh dear, I do like seeded bread or sandwich rolls.....will trust Mr.D's reassurance that we have no serious/legal worries....wonder if sesame seeds have any odd effects!...Love, Dianne
ReplyDeleteo Angie Darling blame it on the the bread its all good in a hippy lay backed unicorn dancing on the moon with flying dolphins in a tangerine sky sort of way big show biz wave Hugh and see you for afternoon tea soon
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