Our Nigel is at Ragdale Hall .......
.......he had such a wonderful time there in May last year Darrell and I decided to treat him to a little "Nigel Time" ........
When we presented him with his "guest pack" it got a little emotional, but when he'd collected himself together we've never seen anyone get ready quite so quickly for the off.
We'd included a "radiant skin facial" in his pack .........
.......but from what we gather the little fella very quickly got a taste for all the pampering .........
...... as he availed himself of a few other short treatments. We get the feeling that very little of his body remained untouched and/or untweaked, it seems he was pimped primped to an inch of his life, bless him.
He also got an array of posh products to share with Darrell and continue all the good work started by all the young ladies who he said "did" him!
The results were, how shall I say ................. absolutely amaaaaaaaaaaaazing, I don't think Nigel has ever looked so plucked, smooth and shiny and, from what I hear, he also smelt unbelievable, not unlike a clean shaved Sir David Beckham.
Which brings us to lunch ........ after all that pampering and pummelling Nigel said that he had worked up quite an appetite .......
........ and from what he's told us Ragdale Hall was again not to be found wanting ......... as neither of the eateries disappointed, nom, nom,nom. What is he like?