Personal hygiene is very important. I like to take a pride in my appearance and follow a strict and vigorous cleansing routine based on the three B's - Blackheads, Bogey's and Bums. Attend to these diligently and avoid embarrassment and unwanted attention from dogs!
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Greetings again from the Didcot Monkeys
Excuse our late correspondance but we have had technical internet difficulties when Hilda (the slightly dim monkey) forgot the password to our accound.
We are glad to hear about your adventures. Hilda is missing Arfur and his motherly nature greatly. However we do believe your hygiene lecture to be a bit 'preachy'.
Hope you are well
Best wishes
monkey and the gang
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