International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy there me hearties……….. yesterday twas Talk Like a Pirate Day ….. unfortunately I took it far to far and “Behaved like a Pirate” too
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum, Jim Lad, begorra, begorra, begorra (ooops I think that’s an Irish pirate slipping in”
Anyway my head hurts …….. and I would like to be left alone as “me mainbrace has been well and truly spliced and I feel like the son of a biscuit eater.
Woo ho ho is me!