Funny Bombay Mix

I was looking in Lucy’s room when I saw what I thought was Bombay Mix – it smelt rather pungent and had, what I thought was dried fruit in it ….. I was about to have a little nibble when Lucy came in and yelled “Don’t eat that, it’s my potpourri!” …….

Hmmmmm, I’d never heard of it before ….. I gather it’s some sort of posh stuff ladies like to have about the house to make the rooms smell nice …… If I dare say …. without offending anyone I hope, that should I have eaten it …. my toilet business would have been most fragrant !!!!!