A new sign has just gone up in the village and Nigel being “bathcurious” was well up for giving it whirl despite him being the totally wrong species! He mused that “Having someone else scrub my bits has a certain frissance and perhaps the experience would be not unlike a Turkish Bath” …. something he wishes to embrace on his 100 Things To Do Before I’m Old List …..
Naturally, Darrell encouraged, rather than dissuaded Nigel from going into the shop to ask if they would “do him” ….. saying he would wait outside ……. Thankfully the answer was a very robust “No" ….. phew!!
When they came back home, I think Darrell had told Nigel to keep “stummm” about their escapade, but I couldn’t help noticing that Nigel was a little quiet and when I cajoled him he blurted it all out.
Now Nigel showing any interest in bodily cleanliness has to be applauded, no matter how mislead, so I took him to the bathroom, ran the sink for him and got my Madame Butterfly Bubble Bar out …..
I’d been saving it for a special occasion after buying it in LUSH ….. “the shop you can smell before you can even see it” a few weeks ago. A few swishes in Nigel’s bath, filled it with (nearly) never-ending bubbles and the magical whiff of rose, lemon and geranium
… and as you can use it over and over again hopefully the novelty won’t wear off and Nigel will be fragrant silky and soft for many a long day!!
4 comments:
Lush has many meanings :-
-comfortable and posh
-sexually attractive
-a big drinker
-place with lots of plants growing
Which of these apply:
a)to the shop?
b)to Nigel?
c)to Mrs.G?
i think lush would love to see nigel useing their wounderful products he needs to try more lets hope they see his comments big love marc
i think lush would love to see nigel useing their wounderful products he needs to try more lets hope they see his comments big love marc
Nigel is certainly expanding his horizons. Or is this more of the water obsession? This lovely LUSH-ious bubble bath must be scent-sational and much better than the while-U-wait dog bath! Good for everyone that...Dianne
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