We Are Soooooo Proud–Darrell The Face Of Marmite!

Unbeknownest to us all, Darrell has been beating a path to the Marmite casting couch on his frequent visits to London, where we thought he was merely perfecting the art of London Lounging ……… when in fact he was attending a series of clandestine meetings of great import to discuss matters of a very high profile type nature to become ………

….. the new face of Marmite …… a bit like Gary Linekar and Walkers crisps but just million times betterer!!!

We are sooooo robustly proud ….. The Special 1st April Limited Edition “Darrell” jars are only available today, in a very small number of comestible retail establishments, spread all over the country….. so if you manage to find one,  you will be one of only a very few …… Unfortunately our own personal jar is under armed guard in the bank vault of Coutts in London …. otherwise we would have posed with it, sitting at our kitchen table,  on this very proud and auspicious day …….. Who’d have thought it eh?  Darrell the face of our savoury spread of choice ……

……. we are sooooooo blessed in a poignant Hello Magazine type way. No doubt, by now a deal has been brokered and a photographer, director, and an exclusive wardrobe department,  as well as a whole myriad of make up and personal assistants are on their way to Castle Greysquirrel, where, fortuitously, we are prepared and poised to do a 42 page exclusive spread at the very least!!!! It’s ALL too exciting!!