With the long summer break Darrel hasn't been able to catch up with the Metro as often as he does when at work but somehow managed to get hold of a few back issues that spent a happy few hours devouring page by page.
He was particularly taken with an article about scientists unlocking the secrets to ageing …. hoping that any new breakthrough by any aforementioned scientist might possibly help save him a little of the small fortune he currently spends with the Avon Lady on moisturisers and anti aging creams!
And then underneath, was something even more interesting to him …… an ad for fighting and inhibiting the growth of unwanted hair ……
….. Darrell is a martyr to his hirsute legs! I now fear that what Darrell may have potentially saved in not buying anti aging creams may now be taken up by the purchase of hair inhibiting products ….. I despair!!
He was particularly taken with an article about scientists unlocking the secrets to ageing …. hoping that any new breakthrough by any aforementioned scientist might possibly help save him a little of the small fortune he currently spends with the Avon Lady on moisturisers and anti aging creams!
And then underneath, was something even more interesting to him …… an ad for fighting and inhibiting the growth of unwanted hair ……
….. Darrell is a martyr to his hirsute legs! I now fear that what Darrell may have potentially saved in not buying anti aging creams may now be taken up by the purchase of hair inhibiting products ….. I despair!!
4 comments:
your need those hairy legs when winter comes or just have a good old fash wax big love marc
your need those hairy legs when winter comes or just have a good old fash wax big love marc
I don't think Darrell has aged at all over the last few years. I think his creams and body scrubs must be working.
Oh dear... a whole new area of concern for Darrell and his pursuit of the body beautiful...where will this lead?.....Dianne
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