Nigel On The Town, In Birmingham, With Or Without Hugh!

Although Hugh, who lives La Vida Showbiz in Notting Hill was originally Darrell’s best friend and mentor,  since his state visit to Wolverhampton in the summer, he has also taken Nigel very much under his wing, Nigel having developed something of a man crush on Hugh during said summer!

So yesterday, which was very fortuitously Nigel’s half day, Hugh called, out of the blue, to ask if Nigel would like to spend a little quality time with him while he was “dans Birmingham” he had tickets for a show …. and they could do “zee hanging around togezzzer, doing zee boys stuff, but in zee incognitoy way …….”

…….as Hugh was having a teensy weensy bit of work done on his ermmmmm “zzzoweels and zee petit laughter lines”  (hence the absence of any pictures of Hugh), and “zee paps” wouldn’t think to look for him in Birmingham.  He had booked a central penthouse suite and Nigel was to make himself at home, while Hugh, was out having said ermmmm nip and tuck………

However, Hugh hadn’t anticipated the discomfort he sadly found himself in upon his return to the hotel and was sadly forced to take to his bed …….

………… telling Nigel that he could avail himself of his gold plated, Platinum Card, as small recompense for Hugh not being around as had first been anticipated! And bless him, Nigel only splashed out some posh jelly beans and a packet of super hero stickers ……..

……. oh,  and a posh coffee, despite all the many glamorous temptations!