Nigel Does A Double Take Of A Seasonal Type Nature

Out mooching in Evesham the other day poor Nigel had “a bit of a moment”, where he found self doubt completely clouding his normal buoyant spirit …….

…… had he, somehow …… found himself in a weird sort of time warp where it was …… Easter?  As it appeared that the carpet/come mattress shop at the top of the High Street was in full Easter egg, chick, bunny and lamb type mode…….

It was all too disconcerting for words, until the little fella had the good sense to double check his phone, yes ….. it was still very much July, verging on August 2021.

Goodness only knows what’s happened/happening in Bradfords world, but according to Nigel questions need to be seriously asked in Parliament, because, for a few minutes there, and I quote, his “total equilibrium had been shot and gone to cock!” and that’s never a good thing, especially for Nigel!