Caught In The Act

Yesterday I caught Nigel in the act ……….

……… “channelling,” he said “his inner most Toni and Guy!” ………

……. on Iris’s Princess Styling Head.  He said, that as an uncle of a beloved niece he was still very much a stranger to the mystery of the bunch, bun, plait and pony tail and getting Iris ready for afternoon nursery was occasionally fraught if any of her slides or bands had come out or loose during the morning ………

…… and he worried that his skills in art of coiffure might be seen as wanting by her nursery staff.

Well, that’s his story ……. and he’s sticking to it!  What is he like, if not the most devoted uncle ever???? But I don’t think said Toni and Guy have anything to worry about!