Darrell and Lu say that they are very happily ensconced in their select Port Solent Premier Inn……..
…… as endorsed by Sir Lord Lenny of Henry on both TV and radio …..
……. with it’s Receptionist-less DIY check-in and create you own room key facilities, which Darrell left to Lu as he isn’t the most technical of people.
As the aforementioned and well knighted Sir Lord Lenny of Henry says you know exactly what you are getting with a Premier Inn …….
……. however, on this occassion Darrell has begged to differ, as he wasn’t expecting their wash basin to be outside of the shower room but in the bedroom instead ………
……. which seems a little odd and off putting as he said brushing your teeth can occassionally be quite a private and personal matter, especially when trying to dislodge, for example, a piece of popcorn husk/shell from between your molars or back of throat!
However, the seat in the shower cubicle was a very welcome novelty, something he can’t ever remember having before. He says his toes have never been so pampered, being a lot easier to reach in a sitting position, bless him.
Unfortunately, there isn’t a sea view from the room ……. however, in the eyes of the staycation beholder a Pizza Hut can be the most wonderful vista, with its promise of free salad, Bottomless Bluffet and Big Sharers! Happy Days
2 comments:
The benighted Sir Lenworth Henry ought to have a word, regarding the wash basin.
If you partake excessively, of the bottomless buffet, you won't be bottomless for long. Your backside will soon become far bigger than that of Beyoncé, Serena Williams, Shakira or Bella Emberg.
Oh you do still make me smile Darrell - been a bit busy of late so haven't been able to comment as much as usual. Hopefully normal service should be resumed - eventually! JantheFan x
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