Someone left a small comestible item of a soup type nature on Darrell’s desk at work yesterday! The originator of the gift is unfortunately unbeknownst to him as he was out of the office taking the days confidential shredding out to the recycle bin at the time of it’s arrival!
Now ….. we are quite au fait with chicken soup (though admittedly not our favourite flavour, as we tend to veer towards the tomato variety more) ….
…. however we are totally unfamiliar with cock ……
…… but, from our joint and limited knowledge, we would surmise that it would produce a tougher, darker, stringy meat when compared to a Barnard Matthews or Chuckie Chicken type bird and thus a soup with it in would be a little gamier than the say a Cream of Chicken.
Naturally, we fully intend to bring you one of in-depth reviews when ….. we can stop laughing ….. and Darrell can start breathing normally again!
Someone left a small comestible item of a soup type nature on Darrell’s desk at work yesterday! The originator of the gift is unfortunately unbeknownst to him as he was out of the office taking the days confidential shredding out to the recycle bin at the time of it’s arrival!
Now ….. we are quite au fait with chicken soup (though admittedly not our favourite flavour, as we tend to veer towards the tomato variety more) ….
…. however we are totally unfamiliar with cock ……
…… but, from our joint and limited knowledge, we would surmise that it would produce a tougher, darker, stringy meat when compared to a Barnard Matthews or Chuckie Chicken type bird and thus a soup with it in would be a little gamier than the say a Cream of Chicken.
Naturally, we fully intend to bring you one of in-depth reviews when ….. we can stop laughing ….. and Darrell can start breathing normally again!
6 comments:
Whoo Hooo! A fun mystery.....Waiting breathlessly for that in depth review!...Love Dianne
When I was a little girl we used to often visit my Aunt in Yorkshire. She always referred to me as 'cock' a common term of endearment in that part of the world I'm led to believe. I used to go beetroot red. I was SO embarrassed. JantheFan x
Coq au vin is great but I have never tasted cock.
In China there is a penis emporium, which is a restaurant, in case you get the wrong idea. I haven't been but only saw it on the BBC.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5371500.stm
Don't be fooled by the gift. It is stage 1 of RANSOM DEMAND for return of your Mums Cockerel. Did you get the feathers?? Next time it will be 'Sage and Onion' for the Cock.
lol MR D your so bad its like a very bad carry on film we now have drama with a cocknapping its carry on follow that cock cock a Yorkshire play in 4 parts big love marc
Well boys I just don't know what to say!
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