Oh dear ….
Yesterday, Nigel came in from playing with his best friend Marcel in a complete state of flux….
Yesterday, Nigel came in from playing with his best friend Marcel in a complete state of flux….
….. saying that he had seen an alien on a bike on the way home … poor Nigel’s eyes were as big as flying saucers ….
I felt it best that I should investigate, thinking that perhaps Nigel was having hallucinations of an ET type nature, induced after partaking in too many E numbers at the aforementioned Marcels.
Nigel’s tale wasn’t exactly right, but again, it wasn’t exactly wrong ……. it appears that the Bike Shop on the corner had just taken in a new delivery of bikes (pre-empting the usual August festive seasonal rush in the village no doubt ) ….. including the “Living Dead Zombie” model, with free blow up alien ….. 
I now fear the worst ….. and have a spooky Derek Accorah type feeling that Nigel’s mind has taken Christmas out of the equation but has catapulted himself straight to Halloween ….. imagining trick or treating on a certain two wheeled zombie mobile!!!! 
3 comments:
I hope the living dead zombie bike glows in the dark. It would look scary AND be a safety feature.
i can see him now basket on the front full of sweets going to be hard to take his mind of this one big love marc
Nigel will have a plan for certain...but it could be worse....perfect trick or treat ride...so much more Nigel than a broom..Dianne
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