Nigel’s curiosity was certainly piqued by a box he spotted right at the very bottom of a display in the Trichology shop window in town.
A “Food Detective Professional” kit? He said his mind was all of a whirr. Fancy being a real life food detective, how awesome would that sound on a CV? What would the job entail? Would it involve searching through bins surreptitiously to see what people had consumed in the week between bin collections, which might, perhaps, be regarded as more yukky than romantic and thus a little off putting to the faint hearted.
Unfortunately, the box gave very little away and although the leaflet was tantalising close, the little fella was unable to glean anything from it either.
On this occassion perhaps it’s best left as a mystery and to be wanting, allowing Nigel's ever fertile imagination to roam free, because, I’m pretty sure, as eggs is eggs, it’s all bound to be a lot less exciting than box suggests, magnifying glass or not!
2 comments:
Trichology shop? Does it sell hair?
I'm sure Nigel could come up with his own food detective kit, which would be far better than this one.
Oh goodness I've just looked up this kit! There is nothing one can't buy these days! JantheFan x
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