Monday 23 May 2022

It Would Be Rude Not To …… Hellmann’s Coronation Mayonnaise.

Our Platinum Jubilee Celebrations are going to be pretty low key though, hopefully, fitting in our own humble way. We had really hoped that Hugh, Darrell’s best friend and the closest thing to our beloved Queen that we know, might pop in, but let’s just say, without breaking too many confidences, that he’ll be there, celebrating in proper, real, real life.  

Hellmann's Coronation Mayonaise.

However, disappointed though we obviously are, our preparations,  are gathering a pace, with Darrell coming home all of a twitter from town this afternoon, as he’d found the most perfect dressing to go with the chicken in his rouleaux de doigts royaux (royal fingers rolls to the likes of you and I)

Hellmann's Coronation Mayonaise

He said it would have been rude not to have made a considered purchase while he was mooching the shelves in Iceland.

Hellmann's Coronation Mayonaise..

You have to love him, Darrell does like to “work” a comestible theme!

2 comments:

Mr.D said...

Shame that you can't see Hugh, but being with Her Maj the Queen trumps even seeing Darrell. Will Sir Elton of the John be with the QE2 as well? Or is that top secret, hush-hush, need-to-know type of information?

I'm sure you will have a wonderful time, regardless.

Anonymous said...

Celebrations a bit low key here too boyz - but I think Coronation Mayonnaise is a perfect addition to the Jubilee table! JantheFan x