Oh my goodness, with Nigel’s latest report on his few days away with Lu in Poole, poor Darrell is beyond green with jealousy …… in fact, he’s a rather unflattering shade bright purple at the moment …….
…… because Nigel and Lu have only been and perused the many aisles and shelves of the biggest B&M store in the whole wide world.
Nigel says it’s totally beyond mahoooooooooooooooooosive ………
………. as it’s even bigger than a proper, real life football pitch by 1,500 square feet and he is genuinely devastated that Darrell couldn’t have been with them to share in the experience …….
……. but he promised that he’d embraced it all, including it’s many Managers Specials, enough for the both of them!
Being on the very cusp of the festive season …….
……Nigel says the shelves were almost buckling under from the weight of ……
……….. the wearable, wouldn’t we look soooooo stinking cute as the cosy crew on Christmas Eve?
The seasonally practical ……….
…….with Nigel picking up a new “gravy boot” for Darrell’s festive table.
As well as the comestible ………
…….. the necessary …… and the down right ordinary.
It was, he said “quite an extraordinary experience, on a scale almost to great to take in” …… on the shopping scale of things ……..
……. however, knowing how devastated Darrell would have been to have missed it, Lu has promised that next year Darrell will be invited to join their annual Poole adventure too, including B&M.
Happy, if a long way off at the moment days, but much for dear old Darrell to drool/dream about in the meantime.
3 comments:
Oh my goodness to me....it certainly does look mahoosive! Christmas shopping all in one go and in the same shop. Now that sounds like a good idea. to me. JantheFan x Poor Darrell.....never mind once we get through into the New Year he can start counting down the days until next November! JantheFan x
p.s. please young Nige got out of there alive, if he got lost in there he could have gone unnoticed for months!!! jtf x
That is one enormous shop! Well done, Lu, for inviting Darrell, next year. I think I have only been to one B&M in my life.
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