Poor Nigel, he’s had one or two spooky moments while looking in the window of the Georgian House emporium, so much so that he now feels compelled to avoid it at all costs. What is he like?
There’s a manikin stood standing, rather ominously in the corner, according to Nigel, dressed as goodness knows what, in a shabby dinner jacket and bow tie, devoid of a shirt, let alone a vest but wearing one of those photograph of a famous person type nature masks …….
…….. except he/we don’t have a clue who the famous person is supposed to be.
All Nigel knows is that its “totally” creeping him out and until said person is identified to his satisfaction he’s going to have to avoid using that part of town, even if it means zig zag crossing the road to avoid it and the gaze of those eyes.
All suggestions gratefully received as a creeped out Nigel is never a good thing ……… or questions will have to be asked in Parliament!
2 comments:
Very creepy! Just asked hubby and we both think it’s Jeremy Clarkson, and not on a good day!
I agree with Yorkshire Karen. It does look like Jeremy Clarkson, after, perhaps, he has been very ill, for a month or two.
That would certainly scare off the neighbours. And small children. Just like it has scared off one small monkey.
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