Nigel Visits His Very Favourite Dental Hygienist And Asks Her Professional Opinion.

Nigel may not have any teeth, he never has, to quote Lady Gaga he was just “born this way”, however, he has a wonderful set of gums which he protects with great pride ……..

……..and  never, ever misses his 6 monthly appointment with his most favourite dental hygienist in the whole wide world, the lovely and gentle Jo.

After Jo had given Nigel’s mouth an almost forensic probing, once more praising his exemplary gums and almost professional hygiene, Nigel had a very important question he wanted to ask her, after, of course, the obligatory rigorous swish and swill of her magic pink water.

A while ago Nigel had treated himself to some Aquafresh Senses watermelon, cucumber and mint toothpaste, which he was anxious to put into use, but was worried in case it might not be as robust as his usual brand, especially as he’d also noticed that they hadn’t had any free samples of it in the giant goldfish bowl in reception for him to try.

Jo told him that a couple of her other patients had mentioned said toothpaste  to her before and she thought it might well be a good alternative for those who are not too keen on the taste of all out, full on mint toothpastes, so yes, Nigel could use it with impunity, without any worries to his nigh on perfect gums whatsoever.

If Nigel could have a monthly gum check up he would, he enjoys his appointments with Jo so much and was just a little disappointed when she said she’d see him in another six months ……. for which, he said, when he got back home to The Towers, he would count down the days ……..  well, perhaps after Christmas, since said appointment is not until February.  What is he like?