After Michelle’s suggestion that Nigel should really try out and review the Monkey Business shower gel he’d spotted in Home Bargains last week, it would have looked rude not to, even though we are more used to critiquing products of a comestible type nature ……
….. where compulsory nakedness isn’t really a requisite, but on the firm understanding that Darrell wouldn’t take any photos lower than his upper chest, (no matter how tempting), Nigel was stripped off before you could say “jungle paradise”.
Nigel’s first observation was that he doubted very much that any jungle would smell quite as fragrant in real life, he imagined a real one might come across as a lot more earthy and “of nature” …….
……. but as a complete stranger to guava blossom and jungle leaves who was he to quibble.
It lathered up well and cleaned the little fella’s bits up a treat, but he noted that he didn’t feel as if he’d been teleported in a spooky Derek Acorah sort of way to any jungle paradise, which sounded more like artistic licence to him, but for only 99p, it really wasn’t worth getting in touch with Trading Standards for.
However, bless him, he did come out of the shower feeling, as Darrell will attest, soft all over and very delicately perfumed of whatever ……..
……… with Nigel saying it had done the job as the before and after shots show! What is he like?
2 comments:
Well done, Nigel - putting yourself to the test as a guinea pig. I don't think they have many guinea pigs in the jungle, either.
Nigel certainly looks cleaner in the "after" shot, compared to before.
So a little Monkey Business in the shower worked a treat! Perfecto! JantheFan x
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