Hugh is passionate about his four beloved basset hounds who are often to be seen walking through Notting Hill in the latest Prada, Gucci or Dolce and Gabbana collars and bandanas
But, Nigel doubts very much if they would, sadly, ever be seen in the latest, en trend B & M Bargain doggy swimsuit …….
…… mainly because Hugh is a total stranger to the delights of said B & M Bargains and secondly because he just wouldn’t be able to calculate that £3.99 is an actual price, bless him.
The little doggy dresses would probably be a no no too, especially the unicorn one, as Hugh has an humungous aversion to all things of a unicorn type nature, despite all his glitz and sparkle, he says, that he just doesn’t “get them”, My Little Ponies yes, rainbow unicorns NO! What is he like?