Oh my goodness, poor Darrell nearly choked on his festive Twiglets last night when Sir Lord Cliff and Blessed Saint of Richard popped up on a TV interview ……….
What is he wearing, what was he thinking and who on earth advised him …….
…….. that putting a tie with an old man’s pyjama top (and a crumpled one at that) was ever a good look and never ever, ever a fashion statement in any shape or form!
Questions seriously need to be asked in Parliament as to how one of Britain’s best beloved (allegedly) national treasures was ever allowed to appear on TV looking like ……. well, we are far to polite to say, but a kinder version of our thoughts would be ….. like he got dressed in the dark backwards, in the back of a van!
Darrell was straight on the phone to Hugh, his best friend and mentor of all things a la mode, de rigueur and tres en trend, who was equally left speechless ……….
……. and though not a personal friend of said Sir Lord Cliff and Blessed Saint of Richard, Hugh has nevertheless promised to have a word in the right circles to find out who is responsible for this sartorial abomination and either get them sacked or at least a flipping good steam iron!
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Sir Lord Cliff and Blessed Saint of Richard, or Clifford, or Harry Webb, to his friends, won't be going on a summer holiday, dressed like that. Double-decker bus, or not.
P.S. Sir Harry of Clifton is eighty. People this age are allowed to grow old disgracefully, even if they did used to date Sue Barker.
...I didn't see the interview but he looks nothing like he does on his calendar that's for sure....not that I have a calendar or the good Saint Lord, Born Again, Sir Cliff High and Mighty Richard. Janthefan x
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