Monday 8 April 2019

Artesian Water

Who would have believed that you'd be able to buy real live volcanic water from the island of Vitu Levu in Fiji for under a £1 from the Poundstretcher on the retail park in Evesham,m surely such stuff is more worthy of Hugh's exclusive London emporium and shop to the stars Harolds?
It has to be said that Nigel was both overwhelmed and very impressed ...... what with it being all rich in colloidal silica. which gives you, according to the bumpff, a "....soft, smooth mouth feel" and the reassurance that throughout all the au natural filtration process Fiji remains completely untouched by human hand until you actually unscrew the cap.  It's all just too romantic for words.  However, it has to be said that no considered purchase was made as Nigel knows that we need to get through all the 17p two litre bottles of Tesco's Chase Spring before we can begin to enjoy such pleasures .....but as soon as we do .........I dare say the world of Fiji water will be our lobster.

3 comments:

Mr.D said...

Don't mention your carbon footprint. Better off with corporation pop.

According to the great W.C. Fields — 'I don't drink water. Fish ["make love"] in it.'

CraftyCoffey said...

I do hope Nigel will do an”taste test” if you purchase some Fiji water....???

Michele

Anonymous said...

I'm presuming it's the bottle which is blue and the water in said bottle is NOT blue? JantheFan x