Nigel Finds ...... A Half Eaten Box Of Choc Eclairs

Nigel has had some strange finds over the years ..........

....... but yesterday's must number among one of the strangest ........

....... when he happened upon a box of half eaten chocolate eclairs, casually left on a wall outside a house, as if to say "Help yourself!"  However, Nigel felt it best to decline such an offer as he follows quite strict, self impossed health and safety rules as far as what goes in his body of an unexpected type nature ....... and he has heard, read and told the story of Snow White often enough to be very wary of unsolicited, proffered food type substances.......

....... our carefully organised nursery/school run can't afford any untimely slumbering, especially now, with Prince Harry no longer in service, there is a real shortage of princes able to awaken him with a kiss!!!  What is he like?