Nigel Considers The Whiff Of Retro

Now, while Darrell currently favours the whiff of David Beckham about him, Nigel has also often heard Darrell and Hugh discuss the finer points of other various fragrances of a masculine type nature,  in particular the legend that is Brut. It seems that in the past famous gentleman of a sporting persuasion  recommended, nay, encouraged men to “splash it all over” and Nigel had been intrigued as to it’s erm  …… potency.

So imagine Nigel’s excitement when he spotted some of said Brut on the shelves of the B&M Bargains up the road.

He admitted to having a cheeky little spray while the aisle was quiet to check it out, but found that the fusion of mint and violet leaf, melting into a lavender/tonka fougere, sweet with mace and neroli, balanced with a pinch of fusty bergamot that Hugh and Darrell had described so vividly was not quite the smell for him, there was, he said, just a shade too much tonka coming through for his taste.

However, he had come to the opinion that if he were ever to get into male fragrance as much as Hugh and Darrell, he would be definitely be  a “Red Hot Man” man based on the name alone   What on earth is he like?