Nigel is currently in Cheadle for a very swanky wedding, he's been soooooo excited he's almost been beside himself ...............
....... having all but lived in his morning suit for the past week. The suit he had specially made from e-bay, you'll remember, for when he went to Buckingham Palace to take tea with the Queen a few years back now.
He is staying at the very sumptuous Oddfellows on the Park, which is costing him almost as much as a Greek Odyssey, but he says, he is wanting for nothing.
He has a freewheeling rollmop freestanding roll top bath in his bedroom, from which he has the most romantic vista over the park ....... and anyone out for an evening stroll, had they looked up, could have possibly caught a very interesting vista of young Nigel dans his de luxe, complimentay bonnet de douche and loofa no doubt!
He also has the most mahoooooosive bed positioned right in the middle of the room so that you can walk all the way around and approach it from all angles ........
........ and a most comprehensive set of goodie drawers.........
........ containing a Nesspresso machine, which he sadly hasn't used because he says he is frightened of it, bless him.
He's even got a proper Roberts radio, something Darrell has always had a very long felt want for.
Speaking of Darrell, Nigel says he'd be very interested to hear his opinions on the Oddfellows very unusual decor ideas ........
.......especially the full scale horse on one of the landings..........
...... which is almost so life like that Nigel almost felt compelled to check to see if it had left any ....... erm ...... deposits. What is he like?
Nigel says he is trying to "act normal", as if he is used to such luxury and that having full scale horse on the landing is normal, after all he has been to Buckingham Palace, but what he really wants to do is sing at the top of his voice ....... " ........ if the could see me now!" from one of Hugh's most favourite films Sweet Charity "........ eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine", he's a darling (Nigel not Hugh)
5 comments:
Nigel certainly looks the part in the swanky hotel. Interesting wall decor as you say!
Michele
That bath looks like a swimming pool, in relation to Nigel. Young Nigel hasn't grown, upwards or outwards, since his day meeting Her Maj, the Queen.
Looks like an amazing place to stay - oh for a rollmop bath! JantheFan x
My comment hasn't appeared. Mrs. D and I were in Puebla, Mexico, and the wifi wasn't great.
My comment must be lost in the aether.
I think the bath is Olympic swimming pool sized, in relation to Nigel. Great goodies drawer. You can't beat Butterkist popcorn, for me. My mam used to buy me a packet as part of my birthday treat.
That fox has his hat on at a very jaunty angle.
My comment has been stolen, again. :(
That goodies drawer looks superb, although Butterkist popcorn, for me, please.
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