Nigel’s got a job! He decided to take the bull by it’s horns and grasp the
kettle metal nettle by taking his Curriculum Vitae round to the Cook Lady in the Kitchen who already has a mahoooosive soft spot for him mainly due to his voracious and appreciative appetite for all her dishes,be they hot or cold, sweet or savoury, he’s tried them all, liked them ALL and always goes back for seconds (and thirds!)
The Cook Lady has taken him on to monitor the stock control of the ice cream cabinet, a very fortuitous responsibility considering the extremely clement weather we are currently enjoying.
Nigel’s main responsibility is to make sure that there are enough cold comestibles for each days services, that the Space Ice Batons are all frozen solid and there are enough plastic spoons for the ice cream tubs. As he progresses up the career ladder the Cook Lady says she may allow him to go on ice cream fact finding missions!We are so robustly and mahoooosively proud of Nigel and his initiative ….. what can we say? To quote Lord Sir Alan Sugar “Nigel, your hired!”