Goodness knows what else Darrell got up to when he went over to Topps Tiles, but this morning there was a parcel from Karndean flooring addressed to him which was opened with a great flurry of excitement.
Said parcel contained a single floor tile with which Darrell seemed extremely pleased with, judging from the way he was lovingly stroking it!
I have to say it was very Dame Kelly, if not more so, veering, it appeared, from my untutored eye, from distinct Kelly beige to a frighteningly flamboyant ivory.
The tile was placed in goodness knows how many positions in both the bathroom and en-suite accompanied by much artistic ummming and ahhing.
It was only when I interrupted him and asked exactly how we were going to pay for any grand scheme he may have running through his mind, because we certainly don’t have the kind of funds that Dame Kelly’s celebrity clients attract………
……. with that I may have punctured his inner interior designer bubble just a smidge, and the tile was quickly put away under his bed. I admit I did feel a little bit mean!
2 comments:
:( Oh poor Darrell. We all have to dream a little...JantheFan x
Hopefully Darrell can come in on, or under, budget. Good luck with this.
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