National Curry Week - 22nd-28th November

As I LOVE a curry, it is only natural that I should support National Curry Week wholeheartedly.

So this week I intend to have seven curries, one for each day of the celebrations.  In the village where I live we have a brilliant take away called The Taj Mahal.  I think I am one of their best customers, because they phone me to take my order!

So far this week I have gone down the speciality list and have had Muggh Tikka Bhuna Korai, Chicken Balti, Murgh-Chilli Bahar and tonight Naga Murg-E, I’m not sure what I will have for the rest of the week, but I am sure they will all be equally delicious.

I like a pillau rice and three popadums to accompany my curry. After I have finished I like to pop a damp flannel into the microwave for a homemade hot towel.

Three Chances – Then You Are Out!

I have just got a cash card, but I have a terrible job remembering my pin number. 

You only get three chances to get it right before the machine swallows your card up and I get all flustered if there is a queue of people behind me, tutting because I am taking a long time .

I only wanted to check on how much money I had got in the bank (on top of what  I have in my piggy bank) as I will be making some important online Christmas purchases in the next week or so………..

THANK YOU BAGS OF LOVE

A HUGE “Thank You” to Bags of Love (see sidebar), who have made me a WONDERFUL set of postcards for me to send to my friends over the next year.  Some are for Christmas and some are for birthdays and other special times.  THANK YOU.

I was a bit nervous about stepping in front of the camera, but the photographer, Derek, put me at my ease and said I was a natural.  The lady who was there to powder my nose was GORGEOUS and kept winking at me.

I have spent this afternoon writing out my Christmas card list, it took me ages because I write very slowly owing to my little stumpy hands.
 
If you would like one of my postcards why not drop me a line via my e-mail address (check sidebar for details) and I will see what I can do. Sorry, I can’t send outside uk.
 

Counting My Pennies

Christmas is coming and I have raided my piggy bank to count the pennies I have been saving all year. 

…… £17.50, that’s not too bad and should buy all my presents.  I think I will go into Wolverhampton after they switch on the Christmas lights and the season of late night shopping begins

The lights are usually switched on by someone from the pantomime, it’s probably going to be The Krankies, as they always seem to be here at Christmas.  I am not a great fan.  I did look to see who was doing pantomime in Birmingham but it’s John Barrowman and I don’t much like him either.  I think I will just get some Christmassy DVDs from Blockbuster to watch instead.

Treasured Memories

I shall treasure my Pirate Days for many years to come.

I made sure I completed my Pirate Diary each day before I went to bed.  I tried to record all the important things,  like what I had for breakfast, what I had for lunch, what I had for tea, and what I had for supper and snacks.

…….I hope I didn’t frighten you, I am not writing with a real dismembered finger, it’s a joke pen!  Auntie Jan refused to touch it, she said that it was gruesome.

I think I look awfully rakkish in this picture, a touch of Brad Pitt meets George Clooney, but to be honest wearing a patch was giving me a bit of a squint!

....... And the sound that 600 excited Brownies make has left me with ringing in my ears, but I am sure that will wear off in a day or two.

The journey home was very quiet, we were all lost in our thoughts.

I Couldn’t Eat A Whole One

Am I right in thinking that Her Majesty the Queen is the only person in the country who is allowed to eat swans?

If she is, might I suggest that she sends one of her top chefs to Pwellheli immediatley to prepare the cygnet in this picture for her royal table and serves it up with roast potaoes, peas, carrots, cauliflower and a rich thick gravy.

Do not be fooled by the whimsy of this scene, for it is a shallow facade, seconds after this photo was taken the aforementioned cygnet grabbed me by the  foot and tried to pulled me through the railings. My whole life flashed before me and it was only through the swift actions of Auntie Jan that I survived to tell the tale.

So Your Majesty, get stuck in, there should be enough left over for sandwiches tomorrow as well!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Simple pleasures.

A Trip To The Beach

It may have been cold, windy and wet but the beach in Wales was beautiful!

It certainly blew all my cobwebs away.
We took our pirate map and it really didn’t matter that we didn't find any pirate treasure ....
..... because it was just one of those magical times when we were a little band of happy souls, totally alone on a windswept beach ……

.... with memories that will last for a life time…..

Indulging in the Pleasures Of Neptune

The pool at our Pirate Weekend was wicked.  It had three flumes, and I went on them all, lots and lots of times, until Tawny Owl shouted at me to let the Brownies have a turn! 

She made me get out of the pool and look after the bags.  I apologised to all the Brownies.  I just got over excited.

But after that I didn’t have the heart to go and buy the new trunks I had my eye on.

A Pirates Life For Me – Well Just for the Weekend at Least …

It took me quite a while, but I have finally sorted out me pictures! You will be probably be bored senseless of them by the time you have seen them all.
We arrived at our Pirate Gathering at 10.30 pm, ‘twas deathly dark, the wind ‘twas gusting with much ferocity, the rain t’was pelting with much wetness and all we wanted ‘twas our beds and slumber on Friday night.
But, it must have been the salty sea air because I awoke with a hearty appetite!
Snap, Crackle, Pop ……

…….. followed by a full English

Afterwards there was so much to do ……. like making a Pirate Parrot….


There were feathers everywhere.

But I have to admit by 12.00 my mind was wondering to what we would be having for lunch!

It was a little daunting as there were no other “boys” there, but I managed to cope with all the attention ……

I’ll get my coat …… I think I’ve pulled!

I Feel Like I Have Sailed the Seven Seas …. Several Times!

I apologise, I look dishevelled and half asleep in this picture. It was taken during a comfort break on the Motorway on the way home.  I had been sleeping on the coach and I don’t think I had woken up properly.

Suffice to say the weekend was BRILLIANT!  I have some brilliant pictures to show you, but if you don’t mind I’d like to go back to bed for a while, I may get up in time for tea. ....

A pirate ship, a pirate ship, Kentucky fried chicken and a pirate ship….. you know when you have a song stuck in your head ……..?
P.S - We didn't win the best pirate chalet competition, despite staying up till 2.30 to do it, 'twas an ill wind that guided our artistic efforts - I am as gutted as Affro Jamie must feel after being booted off the X Factor!

Joy to the World

Woooo hoooooo ………………..
Egg Nog Latte is back on Starbucks menu.  It is my most favourite drink in all the world …. and now I really know Christmas is on it's way , even if it’s still mid November.

I have promised myself, that I will have at least one egg nog each week until Christmas, and that I will sit and drink it very very slowly, savouring every last sip ……. heaven comes in a red Starbuck cup for this monkey.

The Ticking of Time

While I am away this weekend I won’t be able to blog, but what I have done is put together a couple of things in advance so that those days won’t be left empty…..
So today I thought I would tell you about my watch ….
Auntie Jan bought it for me two Christmas’s ago.

She knows I LOVE the Queen and this watch is sooooo special because it’s got the Queen on it.

When it is wound up the Queen waves, how brilliant is that?  Auntie Jan is the best present buyer ever.

Prepare to Set Sail, Me Hearties.

Well, I am packed and ready to go, by half past five tonight I will be on a coach bound for Pwhelli, with excited Brownies, Auntie Jan and Tawny Owl.

I seem to have been preparing for this day for ages.  Last night I sat up and practised all my Sea Shanties, my favourite is “Our Pirate Ship” which is sung to the tune of Pizza Hut, I kept catching myself humming it as I packed my bags.

I am also very pleased with how my Pirate Lantern has turned out, it will assure me safe passage, as I cross the campsite from our Pirate Chalet to partake in night time Pirate Activities.

 

The cleaners on the camp will be judging the best Pirate Chalet …… I am so excited.